Where Does That Highway Go?

Super Special Emergency Announcement

Hi everyone. I’m here with a rare second post because I think my car is haunted. Strange noises are occurring when my back is turned. My windshield wipers turned on for no reason. When I opened the side door, my clothes bin jumped into the air. This is why I hate Halloween. If anyone knows how to exorcise a sedan, let me know.

2 Comments

  1. Uncle Dave

    Many American Indian tribes and nations believe that everything — even things unliving — have a spirit to them.
    When your car radio comes on by itself and starts sending you cryptic messages, you know Rod Serling has something to tell you.
    “Dee-dee-dee, Dee-dee-dee…”

  2. Uncle Dave

    I fear that HAL-9000 may be trying to take over your car.

    Over the years, I’ve had a couple of girlfriends who quoted those lines to me:
    “Dave… My mind is going… I can feel it… STOP, Dave…”
    If your car radio comes on and starts singing “Daisy” to you, it’s definitely time to get another vehicle.

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